So, heather called today and said she was at Sam's and she found a bottle of 350 Zyrtec for $17.00. It's the generic, but who cares! $17.00. One month's supply of the real stuff is like $30.00. This is a whole year's supply for half of the cost of one month.
Heather can go to a garage sale and spend exactly 57 cents and get a new car out of the deal. She can walk into a store and load her buggy with $150.00 worth the stuff and only pay $8.00 because she has a coupon for EVERYTHING.
Heather can look on Cr*aig's L*ist and find a brand new San Pellegrino Stroller, or a perfectly un-used carseat, or a bra that turns into a stuffed animal all for $2.00.
Heather can go into an oil change place with a coupon for a free oil change and end up with that free oil change AND another coupon.
Heather can buy 25 pair of underwear from a L*ane Br*ant and them OWE her $2.00!!
Heather can go to the thrift store with two dollars and leave with more BRAND NEW stuff than she can fit in her trunk AND a free full tank of gas.
So, how is it that I had a free flight and ended up paying $200.00 for it anyway!?
That Heather!!!
2 comments:
your so silly!!
i love you
you know it's true!
Love you!
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